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How She Helped Him With His... Package

by Mallory Schlossberg

You know the old adage: where there's a superhero, there's spandex, and where there's spandex, there are prominent packages to be dealt with. As any actor who has donned tights to fight crime can attest, you want people to know you've got balls (fear me, universe!), but you don't want people to focus on your balls (too much balls!). Amiright, DC and Marvel folks? In fact, Andrew Garfield needed some help adjusting his junk for The Amazing Spiderman 2. Fortunately he had his woman, Emma Stone, to come to his rescue.

How are we able to get this glorious and wildly irreverent piece of information? Because some journalists have big — ahem — balls. HAHA, get it?

On an interview with The Project, Garfield was asked how he handles his manparts in such attire. It's a valid question — how do you make sure you keep it appropriate?

Garfield said, "It takes a lot of consideration because you don't want it to be overwhelming and you don't want it to be underwhelming. You don't want it to intimidate and you don't want it to...the opposite of intimidate. So yes, there is thought, but ultimately you have to trust that what you have is enough." As a superhero, your junk is your ultimate secret weapon.

So how did he figure out just how to make it appropriate? Did he...have a focus group for this?

Why yes! He absolutely had a focus group. A one person focus group, that is...Emma Stone.

Watch the video for the interview here: