Wes Anderson’s Grand Budapest Hotel is out now, and it’s being met with mixed reviews — while there is a lot to say on the Bechdel Test-failing treatment of its female characters — and the unfortunate underuse of powerhouse actresses Tilda Swinton and Saoirse Ronan — it's hard to overlook the very fun, unique story. Spoiler alert: the first scene of the movie reveals that the film’s plot is the retelling of a fictional book, and it’s an exciting, very Andersonian one at that. But this isn’t the eternally whimsical filmmaker’s first foray into the book world — The Royal Tenenbaums (a book itself, narrated by Alec Baldwin) and Moonrise Kingdom both incorporate works of fiction and non-fiction written and read by his characters, and they all sound as good as his movies. Let's take a stroll through the Wes Anderson library and pick out some of his best (fake) books.
Old Custer by Eli Cash (The
Of his work, Owen Wilson’s Eli Cash says “Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?” In the film, he’s referred to as the James Joyce of the West, but Anderson has admitted that Cash is a Cormac McCarthy knockoff. Pick up McCarthy’s No Country for Old Men to fill that Eli Cash sized hole in your bookshelf.
Wildcat by Eli Cash (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Not a success; please don’t bring it up.
Dudley’s World by Raleigh St. Clair (The Royal Tenenbaums)
The estranged husband of Margot Tenenbaum, St. Clair is a renowned neuroscientist whose bestselling book , Dudley’s World, focuses on the ambiguous condition of Dudley Heinsbergen. Dudley suffers from, as the author puts it, “a rare disorder combining symptoms of amnesia, dyslexia, and color-blindness, with a highly acute sense of hearing.” Sound good to you? Check out The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat by Oliver Sacks, a collection of case studies on neurological disorders.
The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (The Royal Tenenbaums)
St. Clair is at it
again, studying mysterious neurological conditions, only this time his research
takes him to study the members of an ethnically vague indigenous tribe.
Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (The Royal Tenenbaums)
We all need a little
advice in the money department from time to time, and who better to guide us
than Sherman, the man who balanced the Tenenbaums’ large bank accounts for
years? Suze Orman’s The Nine Steps to Financial Freedom, might be a better fit, though,
for those of us who aren’t fictional and can’t afford rambling brownstones in
New York City.
Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum (The Royal Tenenbaums)
As the mother of a playwright,
financial wunderkind and champion tennis player, Etheline’s book on raising
prodigies could give Amy Chua’s Battle
Hymn of the Tiger Mother a run for her money.
Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Erotic Transference, Nakedness Tonight, Static Electricity — Margot’s three published plays are sexually charged and likely taboo (no doubt that some of her plays were inspired by her lifelong crush on brother Ritchie). Want to be similarly titillated? Catch a performance of or read Sarah Ruhl’s In the Next Room (or The Vibrator Play).
Levinsons in the Trees by Margot Tenenbaum (The Royal Tenenbaums)
Levinsons in the Trees (dibs on it as a trivia team name) is Margot’s newest play, premiering at the end of The Royal Tenenbaums, and presumably about her eccentric family. Can’t get enough of the dysfunction? Acquaint yourself with August: Osage County by Tracy Letts.
Shelly and the Secret Universe, The Francine Odysseys, The Girl from Jupiter, Disappearance of the 6th Grade, The Light of Seven Matchsticks and The Return of Auntie Lorraine — you might not be familiar with these fictitious kids’ books, but to Moonrise Kingdom’s Suzy Bishop, they’re her most prized possessions, so important that she packs them with her when she runs away from home. Lucky for us, Wes Anderson and his team of wizards wrote parts of the books and animated the excerpts. Watch the video below to see the books come to life, with help from Kingdom’s narrator and Suzy hersel
Book cover images: The Criterion Collection