Deck the halls with boughs of SUR alley chairs, because it is the most Vanderful time of the year. Yes, that means precisely what you think it means: the Vanderpump Rules cast had a Christmas party. On Wednesday evening, my favorite bunch of Sexy Unique Bravolebrities threw on their ugly holiday sweaters (or in Brittany Cartwright's case, a gorgeous Jon Snow sweater), loaded up a shotski (gotta channel the spirit of the Watch What Happens Clubhouse), exchanged white elephant gifts, and celebrated the yuletide season together. And you better believe there are pics.
I appreciate each and every one of the Vandermas party photos that ended up on social media, but there was one in particular that stole my heart: the black-and-white pic of Cartwright, Jax Taylor, Katie Maloney, Tom Schwartz, Scheana Shay, Stassi Schroeder, Peter Madrigal, Kristen Doute, and Brian Carter wearing their finest holiday knits and their finest sets of fake teeth. It really is a beaut.
Serious question: Is it too late to Photoshop myself into this pic and send it out as my Xmas card? Serious followup question: If I were to Photoshop myself into that photo and send it out as my Xmas card, would I be taking my Pump Rules fandom too far? On second thought, you do not have to respond to either of those questions. I already know the answers: "Absolutely" and "Nope, not at all," respectively.
Hold up, how do I put this photo on a Christmas sweater? That's a thing that can be done, right? I just realized that a Pump Rules Christmas sweater Christmas sweater is the Christmas sweater of my dreams. I may have to look into that for next year.