Kanye Is Totally Stealing Kris Jenner's Job

I know Kanye West isn't a fan of being on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but would he reconsider if he got a spin-off with his own name in the title? Reportedly, Kanye West is begging A-listers to invite Kim Kardashian to events and the idea of this is hilarious and absolutely suited for its own E! reality show. According to a source who spoke with Radar Online, "Kanye is begging people to invite Kim to events or meetings with the cream of the crop in Hollywood, but so many people are refusing." Yeah, I'm sure Kanye West is spending all day on the phone trying to schedule appearances for Kim. It's not like he's in the middle of a world tour or anything.

Still, this concept opens up so many reality show possibilities that Kanye should really consider. Kanye could takeover for Kris Jenner as Kim's manager on Kim and Kanye Take Hollywood. If that doesn't work, Kris and Kayne could work together on Becoming Momager. Can't you just picture Kanye West sitting in Kris Jenner's office learning to keep track of Kim's schedule? Radar's source goes on to say, "Kim is just not welcome at the same places Kanye is," so what about a show called Keeping Up with Kanye about Kim attempting to break into Kanye's fancy pants world? Or they could leave L.A. behind altogether and find their own place on Kanye and North (And, Oh Yeah, Kim) Take Paris.

The source says that Kanye is not only trying get Kim into events, but Kris as well. "Another problem is that Kanye is pushing not only for people to accept Kim but her mother Kris [Jenner] too! That is definitely NOT going to happen. People want Kris around even less than they want Kim." This could make for an interesting scenario where Kanye makes progress with getting Kim invited to parties and they leave a jealous Kris in the dust. It's called Keeping Up with Kim Who's Keeping Up With Kanye. Don't worry, it's just the working title. Ryan Seacrest can probably come up with something better.

From what I can tell, the Kardashian-Jenners are able to get into plenty of amazing parties, clubs, and events on their own, so if necessary I will volunteer myself as the person on the bottom of the food chain for whatever spin-offs need me. If I have to keep up with Penelope Disick or Kylie Jenner's BFF, I'm totally fine with that. They already have way more power than me and I could probably finagle my own Midori sponsorship out of this.