Sing to the tune of "Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)":
Yo ho, yo ho, Johnny Depp turns 50
We love him, we want him, even if he’s old
Drinks up, he’s 50, yo ho
He made pirates sexy, it was totally bold
Drinks up, he’s 50, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, Johnny Depp turns 50
We first fell in love with Gilbert Grape
Drinks up, he’s 50, yo ho
His “Winona Forever” tat was reshaped
Drinks up, he’s 50, yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, Johnny Depp turns 50
Who could resist that scissorhanded pout
Drinks up, he’s 50 yo ho
Those gorgeous cheekbones are what we’re about
Drinks up, he’s 50 yo ho
Yo ho, yo ho, Johnny Depp turns 50
Even if he’s half a century young
Drinks up, he’s 50 yo ho
We will never leave Johnny’s praises unsung
Drinks up, he’s 50 yo ho
