A New Destiny's Child Video Could Only Be Topped by 14 Very Specific Things in Life
CITIZENS OF BEYONCE NATION, REJOICE! Early Wednesday morning, Our Lady Mrs. Carter was spotted filming on set for Destiny's Child music video with Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. I'll give you a second to digest that. Apparently, Rowland and 'Yoncé are being featured in Williams' new music video, but that just sounds like an overly complicated way of saying NEW DESTINY'S CHILD VIDEO! YES YES YES!
The last time Destiny's Child reunited, it literally blew out the lights in Super Bowl Stadium. Can you imagine what would happen this time? I mean, Beyoncé is actually bigger now than she was then (if such a thing is even possible), and Kelly and Michelle are also people! I'm not sure that the Internet will be able to handle a video with that many views.
Details on the video itself seem to be minimal as of now, but we do know this: It. Will. Rock.
But where do we go from here? As a society, as a species, as a planet? Could a brand new Destiny's Child music video in 2014 actually be the peak of human existence? Is it all downhill after it airs?
To save us from being forced to stare directly into the gaping maw of human inconsequentiality, I've compiled a list of the scarce few things that are (or could be) better than a possible new Destiny's Child video.
Unlimited New Game of Thrones Episodes
Ice Cream In A Pizza Cone
Like an awesome version of whatever this ^ is.
Spring Weather With Fall Snacks
A Reunion of The Beatles Circa 1965
She is the best in everything.
A Resurgence of the Panda Population
Lasting World Peace
A Free Puppy Giveaway
Every Season of RuPaul's Drag Race on Netflix Instant Watch
A Zero Calorie Donut
A Stone-Garfield Wedding
Christina Hendricks'/Zoe Saldana's/Lupita Nyong'o's Next Red Carpet Look
TWO New Destiny's Child Videos!
If it ain't on this list, it ain't better than a new D.C. video.
Can't wait for more details!