Fashion

7 Insane Beauty Trends (That We're Secretly Dying To Try)

My makeup look is typically pretty subdued on most days. A "crazy day" for me usually just means that I applied a thin line of liquid black liner. Woah! Who let me out past curfew? There are some nights, however, where I just want to look completely crazy. After all, YOLO, everyone dies, a psychic in Valencia once told me that I would only live to be 24. Here are the seven insane beauty trends I'd be down to try during the next full moon.

by Michelle King

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (With Ridiculous Makeup Looks)

My makeup look is typically pretty subdued on most days. A "crazy day" for me usually just means that I applied a thin line of liquid black liner. Woah! Who let me out past curfew? There are some nights, however, where I just want to look completely crazy. After all, YOLO, everyone dies, a psychic in Valencia once told me that I would only live to be 24. Here are the seven insane beauty trends I'd be down to try during the next full moon.

Cat Nail Stickers

I have a really complicated relationship with cats. On one hand, I love them and want to boop all of their little noses until the end of time. On the other hand, I'm incredibly allergic to them. These nail stickers are perfect because they allow me to hang with my feline friends all day without having to deal with the scratchy throat and runny nose factor. Plus, "Hey, Guys, Let's Come Up With Names For The Cats On My Nails" sounds like a fun party game that everyone would be very down to play.

Sheet Masks

Sheet masks, like this one from Lancôme, leave your skin plumped and refreshed in just 20 minutes, and allow you to look like Hannibal Lecter while doing so. Why, that sounds like an occasion to FaceTime every single person you know.

Purple Lips

Black lips? Too crazy. Red lips? Not crazy enough. Purple lips? Juuuust right.

Glitter Hairspray

You know how in cartoons princesses always have a glow to their hair? Now you can, too.

Urban Oufitters' glitter hairspray probably leaves your hair stiff as a board, but that's a small price to pay for hair that sparkles like the sun.

Cuticle Art

Do you know why I'm glad to live in 2013? Because of unnecessary beauty products like Rad Nails' cuticle stickers. What a wonderfully ridiculous trend! After all, didn't you always sort of suspect that your cuticles were jealous that their neighbor, the nail, got to have all the fun? I know I did.

Glow In The Dark Lipstick

Nothing says "I'm a grown-up who has her life completely together" like glow in the dark lipstick. Stila's After Glow Lip Color promises "a glowing hue when exposed to ultraviolet light." If you wear this, I suggest walking around with a blacklight in your pocket all the time.

Eye Tattoos

The next time I have to sit someone down for a serious conversation, I'm going to rock these babies. Can you imagine having someone break up with you while their eye was adorned with intricate black stickers? That sounds like such a fun break up!

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