Seriously? #WifeHerIf Delivers Some Twitter Gems

You might be tempted to tell a bro to #WifeHerIf she's particularly obliging. Devotion, loyalty, adoration: What's a girl to do to deserve the highest of honors, a shiny engagement ring? Well, apparently men just want a wife who's like a mother they can sleep with. Here's a sample of what it takes (those without a solidly outdated femininity need not apply):

Ugh, really guys? I won't even bother ranting about how degrading this hashtag is, since Twitter is already reacting for me:

...and scene.

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