Lindsay Lohan's 'Toxic Friend List' Better Include These 9 People

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While in treatment, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly "inspired" by a therapy session about toxic friends and influences to make a list of all of her friends and acquaintances. She separated the list of 100 people into "good" and "bad" influences, and plans to cut the 80 people on the "bad" list from her life. So who could they be?

Lindsay's 'Bad' List

While in treatment, Lindsay Lohan was reportedly "inspired" by a therapy session about toxic friends and influences to make a list of all of her friends and acquaintances. She separated the list of 100 people into "good" and "bad" influences, and plans to cut the 80 people on the "bad" list from her life. So who could they be?

Michael Lohan

Lindsay's dad seems like he'd be number one on the list. He's been arrested several times and, like Lindsay, suffers from alcohol addiction. He might be her dad, but he's also kind of an asshole.

Dina Lohan

Unfortunately, Lindsay's mom isn't much better. Dina's used her daughter's fame to launch herself as a "personality," and her mom-ager attitude won't exactly be relaxing post-rehab. I mean, when Anderson Cooper has to call you out, you're not exactly a great person.

Someone from 'Liz and Dick'

It's not like someone at Lifetime can be blamed for Lindsay's bad acting, but she didn't make that movie alone. Someone told her it was a good idea, and that someone is kind of an idiot.

Steve Honig

Lindsay's publicist, who was quoted in the infamous New York Times article about Lindsay's work on The Canyons as saying “I don’t want this to be all about Lindsay being late. Actresses are always late. Julia Roberts is late.” Being late wasn't exactly the problem ...

Wilmer Valderrama

Lindsay's ex was with her during some of her biggest breakdowns, and while he may not have caused them, he wouldn't exactly be a reminder of good times. Also, no one wants to hang out with someone who's made that many "ya mama" jokes.

Bret Easton Ellis

He may have wrote the script for The Canyons, but something tells me that the author of American Psycho wouldn't exactly make a good post-rehab buddy...

Calum Best

Pretty sure anyone Lindsay (probably) made a sex tape with will go on the "bad" list.

Samantha Ronson

Lindsay's relationship with Ronson was at the height of her partying days and included a restraining order. If you've ever had an "It's Complicated" relationship status with someone, you're probably not on stellar terms.

Terry Richardson

Richardson took some of the weirdest, drugged-up looking photos of Lindsay (that included one where she looked like she was peeing. How glamorous!), but really, as a rule, no one should hang out with Terry Richardson. Just ... don't.