Croatia Celebrates Losing The World Cup By Getting Naked & Their Loss Is Our Gain
Dear, sweet, impossibly buff Croatian World Cup Football team: While we sympathize with your devastating game loss, alas, we cannot be too downtrodden considering the nature of your post-game festivities. If every team's loss means endless pictures of chiseled athletes skinny dipping, well then, I hereby hope the World Cup this year has no winner. I think you'll agree once you feast your eyes on the various in depth candids, naysayers. Soccer is officially everyone's favorite past-time, no matter the country. See how nudity bonds us?
It may be hard to believe, but there are a few people who aren't too thrilled that the scantily clad pictures were leaked. Who could possibly be the haters behind this? The Croatian World Cup team, themselves. They have even gone as far as protesting the media (we guess that means us, too) because of the intrusion. We understand it may have initially been shocking to see naked images of yourself online, but we're not too sure why they're angry about it. Have they seen themselves naked? There ain't nothing to be angry about, Croatia, trust us.
If you want to check out the players-- err, pictures, feast your eyes below on the various (but not as scandalous as they could be) photos of the Croatian players taking a good au natural swim:
FOLIAGE, NATURE'S BUILT-IN CENSORS SINCE THE OLD TESTAMENT
WHY LOOK, A BUTT! SANS CENSORS
I COUNTER YOUR SIDE BOOB AND RAISE YOU THIS SIDE BUTT
A LITTLE MODESTY NEVER HURT NO BODY (WE GUESS)
AND FINALLY, NAKED POOLSIDE GIGGLES
Alright, alright, we'll stop now.