Jennifer Lawrence is starving. All the time. Always. And so are we, which is just one reason why she's so relatable and why our infatuation with the down-to-earth starlet hasn't faltered at all since she stormed Hollywood with her realness. Jennifer Lawrence talks about food in interviews a lot. If "the biz" ever gets tired of the beautiful and intelligent amateur comedienne/renowned Academy Award–winning actress (aka, on the 12th of never), I'm sure there'd be a few million restaurant owners who would be willing to swoop that hungry girl up and make her their new spokesperson. It's undeniable — she's good for business, whether that's moviemaking or food-ingesting.
The best thing about Ms. Lawrence is that she's never picky about her food, either. She's down for pizza, French fries, candy, ketchup... Well, there was that one time she really, really hated lamb, but we'll get to that. Perhaps the most satisfying thing about J. Law's overwhelming hunger is how vocal she is about it. I mean, if you're going to love something that much, go in 100 percent, right? And I'm not sure she loves anything more than food, as evidenced by all the interviews in which she cannot stop herself from mentioning it.
Shall we recall all of those glorious food exaltations? I think we shall...
WHEN SHE BECAME THE MILLENNIAL ROLE MODEL
WHEN SHE HATED HER MTV AWARD UPON REALIZING IT WASN'T EDIBLE
What a cruel joke to play.
WHEN SHE DID WHAT ANY SENSIBLE, SELF-RESPECTING LADY WOULD DO & ORDERED MCDONALD'S FROM THE OSCAR'S RED CARPET
And you know what, they are stingy with the ketchup.
WHEN SHE ASKED LIFE'S MOST IMPORTANT EXISTENTIAL QUESTION
It's not here, damn it. Nor at that interview, apparently.
WHEN THE JENNERS RUINED HER LIFE
WHEN SHE NOT-SO-SUBTLY ATE A CANDY BRACELET MID-INTERVIEW
The whole. Damn. Thing. Even the yellow ones, and no one likes the yellow ones.
WHEN SHE SAID THE THING WE WERE ALL THINKING
WHEN SHE REVEALED HER METHOD FOR EASING ANXIETY
WHEN SHE GOT ALL SENTIMENTAL
WHEN SHE TOLD ELIZABETH BANKS SHE COULD SURVIVE ON RICE & RED BEANS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE
Skip to 2:16 to hear Lawrence give some sage advice. Seems legit...
WHEN SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SHARE
WHEN SHE WAS A SPOKESPERSON FOR MENTOS
Jennifer Lawrence, the fresh maker.
WHEN SHE POSED THE MOST ROUNDABOUT QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF MAN
WHEN SHE SCHOOLED FOOD SHAMERS
WHEN SHE DIDN'T WANT TO EAT THAT ONE VERY DISCONCERTING TIME
While doing an interview over lunch with a Vanity Fair reporter, Lawrence hid complementary lamb meatballs from the chef of the restaurant saying, "I can’t stand it. I don’t eat lamb. I think it tastes like feet.”
Now let us never speak of that moment ever again.