11 Ways to Accessorize With Birth Control
In the fraught world of reproductive health concerns, lots of people try to make a statement about birth control — but it's not everyone who can make a fashion statement. We've got you, er, covered. Click on.
What's the point in hiding them away in your uterus?
Timmy the Broken Condom Baby Hat
Keep your child's head warm as you pay tribute to his roots.
A Contraceptive Sponge
Good, clean home decor: Lather this uterus in soap instead of spermicide!
Militant Key Chain Charms
Bet it'd pop on a charm bracelet, too.
Military BCGs Birth Control Frames
When the military started mandating these frames for glasses-wearing recruits, the soldiers dubbed them Birth Control Glasses (BCGs) in honor of their sex-repellent qualities. Subsequent birthrates at military bases dropped dramatically. That last part's not true, but now you can wear them, too!
Condom Dispenser iPhone 4 Case
Because what better to protect your phone than protection?
Synthetic estrogen in hormonal birth control pills stops the pituitary gland from producing follicle stimulating hormone and luteinizing hormone in order to prevent ovulation. Meanwhile, this necklace,will hang around your neck.
Tied-Tubes Pin Cusion
Permanent sterilization? Try these voodoo-quality Fallopian tubes that also happen to help you sew baby clothes for your friends.
Vasectomy Cupcake Toppers
Because when your man decides to go under the knife, heck, he deserves cupcakes.
Fetus-Bearing Uterus Pendant
Let it, uh, all hang out.