Happy Birthday, Kristen Bell! Let's Celebrate With Some Sloths, Shall We?

Hey everyone, it's Kristen Bell's birthday! The Frozen star and mommy-to-be is turning a fabulous and rather unexpected 34-years old — because, wasn't she just Veronica Mars like, yesterday? So, in honor of the mega-talented Bell on her very special day, I'd like to give back to the star who has given us so much in way of GIFable material, binge-worthy shows, and Disney sing-a-longs. No, not with balloons, or streamers, or even a cake. Don't be basic. This is the women who embodied some of the best characters in recent years: Sarah Marshall, Princess Anna in Frozen, and the aforementioned Mars. The woman was the voice of Gossip Girl, damn it! This is something to celebrate!

I want to give Bell an appropriate and befitting gift. You know, something she actually wants. Though, getting something for someone who already has so much is always a conundrum. But, the best gifts are usually things money can't buy, something thoughtful. In a true labor of love, I've rounded up a list of some of her favorite things. Well, thing, rather. Okay, it's actually not a thing, either. It's sloths. Lots and lots of sloths doing incredibly adorable and slightly unnerving things. Because I'm fairly certain that Bell loves those lazy, cuddly, narcoleptic mammals more than she loves herself.

Happy birthday, K. Bell! Here you go:

A CHILL SLOTH THAT WOULD BE DOWN TO HANG

BABY SLOTHS GETTING BATHED

Animal Planet on YouTube

A CHARITABLE SLOTH

SLOTHS IN PAJAMAS

Animal Planet on YouTube

A SLOTH J. LAW COULD GET BEHIND

SQUEAKY SLOTHS

Slothville TV on YouTube

A PENSIVE SLOTH

A BOBBY MCFERRIN SLOTH MONTAGE

Sunny Daze on YouTube

CUDDLY SLOTHS

AN ORPHANED SLOTH :(

Jakob de Zwart on YouTube

MONDAY MORNING SLOTHS

EDUCATIONAL SLOTHS

Boldly on YouTube

THE HAPPIEST SLOTH

Happy birthday, Kristen!

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