Adam Levine Marries Behati Prinsloo So I Guess You Could Say, "She Will Be Looooooved"

One musician's giving the media a hell of an excuse to make use of his sappy song lyrics today: Adam Levine is officially married. Our condolences go out to the free-floating hands in this ad, but the dude is now legally taken. Thankfully, it was not to "a beauty queen of only 18." Levine wed Namibian Victoria's Secret model Behati Prinsloo at a, likely super fancy, place called Flora Farms in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Though the couple broke up briefly in 2013, Prinsloo and Levine have been dating for just over two years, getting together in 2012 and becoming engaged almost exactly a year ago in July 2013.

Reportedly, around 275 people made the monstrous sacrifice of traveling to Cabo for what was surely a horrible, not-at-all beautiful weekend beach-town wedding. Guests reportedly included Jonah Hill and Jason Segel.

According to E! Online, Prinsloo and Levine are probably en route to South Africa right about now —they're heading there for their honeymoon. Oh, and the gifts they registered for were for donations to the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles, so they're probably feeling pretty smug about their philanthropy while they're at it.

Because there's no more appropriate time for it than now, here is Adam Levine singing a love song:

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Hopefully, the wedding and honeymoon went without a romantic serenade. Got to keep your work and personal life separate, ya know?