Brandi's Wine Is Not Brandy Wine

I mean, it was only a matter of time: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Brandi Glanville will be the next Housewife to throw her drinking cap in the wine stain ring. G'bless. Glanville will unleash her very own wines on the universe soon (can't wait to read what name she landed on for that Chardonnay), so prep your glasses. She will join the ranks of winopreneurs Ramona Singer, Bethenny Frankel, Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Judge, and Lisa Vanderpump. May the earth stop spinning long before the Housewives stop making wine.

That may seem like a dramatic and/or insane request, but hear me out. Whether or not you want to admit it, it’s an objective—yes, objective—truth that the world was incomplete prior to the Housewives taking the wine industry by storm. The Wine By Housewives era was and continues to be what the universe needs. The missing piece. Now that we’ve lived in a Wine By Housewives era and we've experienced just how fantastic it is firsthand, it would be difficult to ever come down from it.

What is it about the Housewives making wine that is so good and perfect? Everything, really. On paper, the wine-swilling Housewives making wine seems too on the nose. Too on brand. Too obvious. But in practice, it works.

UH, WAIT. Speaking of "obvious," where is Brandi's brandy line???? BRANDI'S BRANDY WINE?????

You're right, Glanville. I got carried away.

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