Kelly Osbourne Freakin' Hates Pornstache's Stache

Well, the verdict is in — only the fearless and edgy Kelly Osbourne could pull off purple and orange. The TV personality and host of the 16th Young Hollywood Awards jumped into an Orange is the New Black-inspired prison uniform for the award show's opening sketch and showed off her flawless purple fohawk and, most importantly, her hatred for Pornstache's infamous stache.

Teaming up with OITNB's Pablo Schreiber, Osbourne played out everyone's dream of pretending they're one of the badass ladies on Netflix's dramedy, and plotted to break out of prison so she could host the award show. The only snag in the plan is that she needed none other than one of the most hated-yet-loved sexist characters to help her get out.

And although Osbourne's acting is nothing to write home about — good thing she won't need Oscar-worthy acting chops for her role in Sharknado 2: The Second One — Schreiber brought his A-game to the sketch. With lines like "God, I miss that prison Sass" and the reveal that the prison guard has never seen Shawshank Redemption, Schreiber managed to make us that much more excited for Season 3 of OITNB. The only thing that could have made the video better was if they actually used Uzo Aduba as Crazy Eyes instead of the faceless actress they cast. Hmph.