Brody Jenner's Instagram Exposes His Hidden Talent — PHOTOS
Most of us who have our hands on an iPhone, download an app to supplement the areas Instagram can't support (like InstaFit or VSCO Cam), take a stupid picture of a cactus, put the brightness on max, and think we're skilled photographers or something. But let's be real here, we're a bunch of amateurs. Any idiot can make a sunset look cool using Hefe and then play around with the vignette option. It takes a real deal Insta-pro to think outside of the box and take pictures that are Nat Geo worthy. (And if you aren't following these people on Instagram, then really, what are you even doing?) Brody Jenner, son of Bruce, fake ex-boyfriend of Lauren Conrad, unsung most beautiful man on Earth, may just be one of those people. Because Brody Jenner can most certainly take a damn picture.
As if being incredibly good looking, wealthy, and athletic weren't enough, Jenner has to go and be an expert photographer as well. Save some talent for the rest of us, will you? It may be that I'm jealous, but I just can't comprehend this artistic ability. Did he take a class or something? Because he's been knocking it out of the park and even making the most cliche and over done Instagram tropes look cool. Let me explain further:
THE SKYSCAPE PIC
No, this is not simply a photograph. It's a glimpse into the gates of Heaven.
THE THROWBACK THURSDAY
TOO. MUCH. CUTE.
THE "LOOK AT THIS AMAZING EXOTIC VACATION SPOT THAT YOU'RE NOT AT"
Is he in charge of the Cabo travel brochures? Someone HAS to be paying him for this, right?!
THE FOOD & DRINK
I don't even know what any of that is or means, but I want it. Even the incredibly inappropriate drink that looks like it's adorned with something froth-like and cinnamon-y.
THE COUPLE PIC
It's not even annoying because they're both that good looking. Damn it.
THE DOG PIC
When you have animals this expressive/photogenic, it's acceptable to post about them as much as you would a real live human baby. Because let's face it, dogs are better anyway.
THE LENS THROUGH A DIFFERENT LENS
T r i p p y.
THE AERIAL SHOT
He makes flying look a whole lot less terrifying.
You're welcome for all the new Instagram followers, Brody!