She Called Her Exes "Dramatic," & She's Right

by Nicole Fabian-Weber

It's an ongoing joke. Taylor Swift has a lot of ex-boyfriends. We get it already. But Swift decided to take a swipe at her exes last night at the Teen Choice Awards by calling her former lovers "dramatic." Tay didn't name names, but I mean, really, did she have to? We all know who Taylor's been involved with in the past.

When presenting the award for Choice Actor in a Drama Movie, Taylor casually sauntered up to the mic and said, "Oh, hey guys. You know we've had some amazing memories here together at the Teen Choice Awards. And so, I was excited when they asked me to come and present this award, because no one knows more about dramatic males than I do." Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, Conner Kennedy, John Mayer — burn! You're all a bunch of crying drama queens, according to Swifty!

I know Taylor gets a lot of crap for all of her ex-boyfriends, and how she often references them, but the woman does kind of have a point. She really has dated some seriously dramatic dudes in her day. Maybe she oughta, I don't know, hook up with a comedian or something next go 'round?

I mean, Christ, look at these guys:

Joe Jonas

Yeah, he's posing with the Easter Bunny, which automatically makes people appear more jovial, but look at his face! How many people could look that brooding next to E.B. himself?

Jake Gyllenhaal

Geez, Jake, all Taylor did was ask you if you wanted brussels sprouts. Dramatic, much?

John Mayer

Doesn't get much more dramatic than John Mayer holding a puppy, singing a folksy, kind of depressing song about the "Sunday Sads." Ugh, anyone else just want to go back to bed?

Conor Kennedy

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This, so you know, is Conor's happy face.

'Nuff said.

Images: Joe Jonas/Instagram; Gif Hunterress/Tumblr; John Mayer/Instagram; Getty