Playboy Making Bras With Secret Service Technology Because They Take Boobs Very, Very Seriously

Has your bra collection been feeling decidedly low-tech lately? Well, Playboy's launching a line that may be the perfect answer to your basic bra and pantie woes. Playboy is launching a Biofit X Playboy bra collection — and, yes, all you bunny lovers out there, every bra will have the infamous logo embossed on the back strap. But the really ridiculously cool part of the collab? The bras are made with Secret Service Technology. There's some sort of feminist message there, maybe.

According to Women's Wear Daily, the Secret Service technology is “a lining covering the inside of the cup that feels like suede. It keeps the bust in place all day.” I had no idea the Secret Service was so invested in soft fabrics, but that does admittedly sound sort of nice. And doesn't every girl want the "perfect amount of cleavage?" Thanks, Hugh Hefner, for your invaluable service to the female species!

OK, so, the bras don't exactly look revolutionary or any different than what you may already have, but it's all on the inside, so to speak. If you're intrigued and want to see just exactly how much of a difference a suede lining makes, you can shop the collection online now at BiofitxPlayboy.