Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries' Wedding Brought Us These 12 Unbelievable Moments
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have passed that 72-day mark of their marriage, but let's not forget that it was just three years ago on Wednesday that Kim Kardashian was set to marry Kris Humphries. Kim and Kris had a tenuous relationship and a stressful lead-up to their marriage and it was all caught on camera. In fact, if you watch the "Kim's Fairytale Wedding" special you can actually pinpoint the moments where their relationship starts to get rocky. We all remember the fights and the drama, but in the three-hour wedding episode there's a lot you may have forgotten about. Like that Robin Thicke was their wedding singer (so fitting for a failed marriage) and that Bruce and Kris Jenner went to a sex shop to buy stuff for Kim's bachelorette party.
Kim may have moved on with her life and was finally granted a divorce from Humphries, but on the third anniversary of their wedding day it's important that we reflect on the moments of sheer amazingness brought to us by the Keeping Up with the Kardashians film crew.
So for your pleasure, I present the 12 moments from Kim and Kris' wedding prep episode that you totally forgot about.
KRIS JENNER GOT PLASTIC SURGERY
It's not a Kardashian event if the famed Momager isn't trying to upstage and outdo her daughters in some way. Oh, Kim's getting married? Well I'm getting my neck done!
KOURTNEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE RULES OF THE ROAD
While driving with Scott Disick, Kourtney casually announced that she had only just recently learned you can't drive in the bike lane. Up until then she'd been using both lanes. Whoever let her pass her driver's test needs to answer to that one.
KRIS JENNER INVENTED THE HUMP ROPE
To dissuade her daughter from changing her last name to Humphries, Mama Jenner cooked up a new branding campaign. She told Kim her new logo could be a big butt (for Hump) and she could endorse the Hump Rope, Hump perfume (tagline: "spray Hump after you take a dump"), and more. Needless to say, Kim didn't end up changing her last name.
KHLOE PUSHED FOR A PRENUP
Suspicious sister Khloe made sure her sister's affairs were in order prior to the marriage. That was probably a smart move since it only lasted 72 days and Kris Humphries turned out to be kind of a jerk.
ROB KARDASHIAN WAS TOTALLY ME
I don't know about you, but I love Taco Bell and in that moment, Rob was me.
KIM DISINVITED KHLOE
Pissed that Khloe had questioned Kris' intentions, Kim uninvited her sister from the ceremony. Khloe almost didn't go to the bachelorette party either, but in the end the sisters made up and Khloe attended both events.
BRUCE AND KRIS JENNER WENT TO A SEX STORE
Bruce is commonly known for being a bit more modest and reserved than the rest of his family, so watching him walk around gathering penis memorabilia for Kim's bachelorette party was equal parts entertaining and disturbing. Oh and then Kris decided she just had to put on a collar and have Bruce walk her around the store. I got major second hand embarrassment imagining Kendall and Kylie seeing this episode.
KRIS FLEW EVERYONE COACH AND THEY WOULDN'T LET IT GO
Kris Humphries didn't spring for a private jet to take his boys to Vegas for the bachelor party and Lord Disick and crew were less than thrilled. But out of these scene came my favorite Scott line of all time. When Kris asked why Scott had checked so many bags, Scott fired back, "It's Vegas. For two nights. 10 suits." You could practically feel the "duh" at the end of the sentence. I love Lord Disick so much.
MASON SHUNNED KRIS JENNER
Kris was walking around whining about Kim changing her last name and none of her daughters were up for listening or caring. "Mason you like grandma, right?" she asked the tot. Mason hilariously turned away from his grandmother in an impeccable dose of comic timing.
KIM WORE THREE DIFFERENT DRESSES
One to walk down the aisle in, one to eat dinner in, and one to dance in. "Who does that?" She asked grinning, knowing she was the biggest diva of them all.
MASON STOLE THE SHOW
The highlight of the wedding ceremony was little Mason toddling down the aisle as the ring bearer and being totes adorbs.
ROBIN THICKE PLAYED THE WEDDING
So fitting for a marriage that only lasted 72 days.