'True Blood's' Jim Parrack Says He Drinks Blood In Real Life, Like It's the Most Normal Thing Ever

In an interview with Vulture that I'm sure his agent and PR representation is having an aneurysm over, True Blood star Jim Parrack admitted that he likes drinking blood. Yep. Just plain ol' "Oh no, I cut my thumb, now it's bleeding!" blood, specifically that of his fiancée, Hunger Games star Leven Rambin.

Yeah, let's just let that sink in for a moment. Jim Parrack, who starred in a vampire show playing a guy who falls in love with a vampire, likes to really drink blood. Here's what he had to say to Vulture:

Right. Go on.

"Oh, you know, totally normal! Just like Kool-Aid, only it's human blood! No biggie, guys!"

WELL. As long as it's not regularly!

Beginning to wonder if Jim Parrack is one of those people who believes he's really a vampire like on that one episode of True Life: I Want Respect For My Sect . Vampire groups are apparently more common than most think — and of course they hang out on Houston St. in NYC.

He's talking about Leven Rambin. Oh Levin. Levin, Levin, Levin.

I know some people are into bloodplay and all that when it comes to their kinky side, and hey, I'm not judging, but . . . no, that's a lie, I'm judging. This is weird — especially how Parrack talks about it like it's such a normal thing. Are people normally into drinking blood? Is that something that happens and I have just lived such an immensely sheltered life for the past 23 years that I know nothing about it?

I want to go back to living that sheltered life now, please.

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