Nick Offerman Reads Aloud Reddit Shower Thoughts, Is Brilliant — VIDEO

If you're an avid consumer of the Internet, you've probably stumbled upon r/showerthoughts, a subreddit that expectedly contains the deep (and not so deep) thoughts people have in the shower. If you had been waiting for someone to read those thoughts aloud, then wait no more — Mashable has brought you "Simply Genius Shower Thoughts With Nick Offerman." It's exactly what it sounds like, and it's every bit as brilliant as you might hope. There is no one — no one— more fit to read these thoughts aloud than Parks and Rec's Offerman.

Some of these wise thoughts that Offerman emits include: "People born in the year 2000 never have to remember what age they are." 

"Technically, we're all half centaur."

"If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt."

Of course, simply reading these thoughts on a screen isn't enough — the utter profundity that it is added to these words by Offerman is quite impressive. In fact, here's a humble plea for him to read more items from the Internet aloud — and if not that, then can we at least have more of these videos? 

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