This Week In Research: Coffee, Facebook, BMW Assholes and Harry Potter

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Well, this is enlightening. A professor of political science at Vermont University has written a 82-page study proving what we always suspected: all of Barack Obama's supporters are Millennials, who voted for him because they were brainwashed by the moral lessons of the Harry Potter series.

The study found that six out of ten people who voted for Obama also read the Harry Potter novels. (Nobody had anticipated the link, because both experiences are rare in today's society.) Professer Anthony Gierzynski remarked:

“The lessons fans internalized about tolerance, diversity, violence, torture, skepticism and authority made the Democratic Party and Barack Obama more appealing to fans of 'Harry Potter' in the current political environment."

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