Scott & Brody Want to Celebrate Halloween With You

It's August, so you know what that means: time to start thinking about Halloween. Have you got a costume? A Pinterest board started? Plans? No?! Well, you're in luck. At least in the plans department. Scott Disick and Brody Jenner are hosting the Halloween bash of the century. And by "bash of the century" I mean a haunted carnival in Ottowa, Canada. Weird? Yes. Intriguing. Hell yes! Book your tickets, people! We're heading north!

Right now, details on the event remain fairly scant, but in the upcoming days, more info will be released. What we do know so far, though, is if you want the "VIP Package" for this event, which includes "Meet/Greet, Pre-Dinner and Bottle Service Options," it's a whopping $250. I mean, I love Lord Disick and Brody Jenner as much as the next gal, but seriously? I wouldn't pay that much to put North down for a nap. Okay, fine, maybe I would.

Tertiary Kardashian folk clearly make a portion of their livings off of appearances, and I'm not gonna lie — I love hearing about the ones that are super random, and, no offense, Ottowa, kinda low-rent. I, personally, would love to go to one of these appearances one day to see what they're all about, but with a $250 price tag, I think I'll skip this one. Unless Jenner's costume is going to involve no shirt.

And, hey, come to think of it, I think Scott's American Psycho get-up would make a perfectly acceptable Halloween costume. Happy haunting, boys!

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