Ashlee Simpson Marries Evan Ross & Her 2004 Self Predicted Her Emotions — PHOTO

Our bad ass spirit sister Ashlee Simpson is all grown up now. And by "grown up," I mean she's much more refined and sophisticated, although admittedly, I loved her raw, spunky side just as much as this new mature married lady. That's right, adolescents of the early 2000s, Simpson just took the plunge (again). Ashlee Simpson married Evan Ross this past weekend and it was super duper fancy. And, from what I've read, I don't think there was any heavy use of charcoal eyeliner... by the bride at least.

E! Online gave quite an in-depth description of the Simpson-Ross wedding ceremony and reception, and damn it if it didn't sound extremely elaborate and well, perfect:

...The two celebs tied the knot Sunday afternoon in a lavish, Bohemian-themed wedding ceremony held at the groom's mother's (Diana Ross) estate in Greenwich, Conn. The ceremony featured eclectic decor including huge dream catchers and tents, similar to their engagement party.

I suppose that being Diana Ross' son and Jessica Simpson's sister contributes to the extravagance, which is all fun and games until someone has to go and plan this major life event. I'm assuming it would likely lead to some major pressure and anxiety for the overwhelmed bride.

Here's how I imagine the wedding planning went (assumming Ashlee still acts like her 2004 self):

IN REFERENCE TO THE GUEST LIST

Just picture trying to figure out a celebrity seating chart without there being bloodshed and quotes worth of snarky Instagram pictures.

WHEN THE CENTERPIECES WEREN'T DELIVERED ON TIME

Anything. But. The. Centerpieces.

PRETENDING THAT SHE'S OK WHEN HER BRIDAL PARTY SHOWS UP LATE TO THE REHEARSAL DINNER

YOU HAD ONE JOB, BRIDAL PARTY.

EFFORTLESSLY POSING FOR THE PERFECT SAVE THE DATE PHOTO

Because who's going to attend the wedding of a badly photographed couple?

WHEN HER HAIRDRESSER GOT HER TRIAL RUN JUST RIGHT

It's harder to commit to the perfect hairdresser than it is to commit to a spouse for eternity.

EMOTIONS ON THE WEEK LEADING UP TO THE WEDDING

She predicted her feelings perfectly all those years ago!

Regardless of the effort it took to plan the wedding, it certainly seemed like it was worth it. Here's 2014 Ashlee Simpson in her wedding dress:

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