Blanket Coats are a Fall Trend Because Apparently We Want To Take Our Snuggies Outside

Well folks, it appears as though blankets rule the runway. That's right, blanket coats are to be the go-to outerwear pieces for the upcoming Fall/Winter season. Burberry's Fall show featured the one-and-only Cara Delevingne rocking a monogrammed version of the company's Check Wool and Cashmere Blanket Poncho. Did she make me want my very own? Yeah, okay maybe just a little bit. But she could probably sell potato sacks, so I'm not trusting anything Ms. Delevingne wears.

So I had to step back and think. When it comes to fashion, I can be pretty lazy, so at first this trend was warmly welcomed. I envisioned myself in yoga pants, an oversized tee, bunny slippers, and my favorite old fleece throw, skipping off to the mall or wherever I damn-well-pleased because, hey, this outfit is en vogue now! But then I realized that probably the only way the blanket-coat trend would work as actual outerwear is paired with dressier pieces. Otherwise, at best, it's just pajama-chic.

But the whole point of wearing a blanket out is if I can't be bothered with real clothes. And with Burberry's version retailing at almost $1400, that could just as easily be any old throw blanket wrapped around my shoulders. I wanted to see if there were any other options for this trend that look like more than just a semi-repurposed blanket, especially for that price tag. Here's what I found:

This one from Isabel Marant unfortunately just looks kind of like an old bathrobe a la Johnny Depp in Secret Window.

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I appreciate that this one from Chloé has a little more structure, but it still kind of reminds me of those vests you have to wear at the dentist when they X-ray your teeth.

I actually like this one from Stella McCartney because I think it better captures the relaxed vibe I get from the idea of blanket-coats. However, I still don't see this as an investment piece.

There might be some promise for this trend, but I think it's just that — a trend. It won't last long enough for me to justify participating in any way other than wearing the blankets I already own around the house. I don't see blanket coats being added to the vault alongside Burberry's immortalized trench coat anytime soon.

Images: Getty Images; Isabel Marant Ibo Caftan Coat $1,380; Chloé Alpaca-blend Blanket Cape $4,695; Stella McCartney Houndstooth Wool Blanket Coat $3,040