I'm onto you, Ryan Seacrest. I knew you were powerful when you unleashed the Kardashians onto the world, but I finally have enough evidence that will prove just how strong of a wizard you really are. Ready, world?
Ryan Seacrest never ages.
I have proof. The American Idol host, television producer, and radio show personality should be running himself ragged with all of his work. This guy should have stress lines worse than some presidents... and yet, he could still pass for 25. How is he doing it? The only answer I have is magic. Check out these 22 photos that prove Ryan Seacrest is a never-aging wizard.
Here he is looking younger than ever with two of the American Idol judges.
And here he is with Paula Abdul.
Still looking young.
The following year, he gets rid of those (very dated) blonde streaks.
Does he look younger to you?
Annnnnd the streaks are back.
And then they’re gone.
Wait, who is this? Ryan Seacrest’s younger brother?
Wait… nope… still Seacrest.
Could be on his way to senior prom in this one.
How old is he, again?
WHY ARE YOU NOT GETTING OLDER?
THIS IS ONE YEAR LATER?!?!?!?
Oh my God.
Please tell me he is on an eternal juice cleanse or something.
Made of wax.
How are you doing this, Ry?!
Well, it can’t be so perfect close up, can it?
…ARE YOU KIDDING ME?