7 Things Paris Hilton's New Dog Is Probably Smaller Than — PHOTOS

Breaking, very important news: Paris Hilton has a new dog, and he is officially The Cutest Thing Ever™. Meet Mr. Amazing, the world's smallest Pomeranian. Reportedly, 5-month-old Mr. Amazing weighs only 11.6 ounces and is only 2.5 inches tall. HE'S TWO. INCHES. TALL!!! The cuteness meter has been shattered by a whole new level of preciousness. This dog is just unreal. Those giant eyes! The fluffiness! AAAAaaahhhhhh!! Mr. Amazing is being flown in from a specialty breeder and he will probably be very famous on Instagram very soon.

TMZ reports that Mr. Amazing is en route to Los Angeles, where he will likely find a home in Hilton's purse or luxury dog house. He is so impossibly small that I don't even know how he goes about his daily life.

Just to emphasize how ridiculously tiny Mr. Amazing really is, here are a few things that are definitely (probably, possibly) bigger than Hilton's new puppy.

Images: Paris Hilton/Instagram; Kim Kardashian/Instagram; Cara Delevingne/Instagram; Miley Cyrus/Instagram; Lady Gaga/Instagram; Lindsay Lohan/Instagram; Lily Allen/Instagram