Who says traditionally bedroom-located activities actually have to stay in the bedroom? Not me — and apparently
not U.K.-based furniture retailer True Interior, either, because they’ve just
released an infographic telling us all about the best furniture to have sex on.
For reals. Is anyone else with me in thinking that this might well be the most
important infographic of our time?
True Interior looks like it sells quirky and unusual furniture, so I suppose if anyone were going to rank different pieces of furniture on their sexability, it makes sense that it would be them. The infographic features 12 different pieces of furniture, ranging from the commonplace (Executive Desk) to the unusual (Hanging Chair); each entry gives the furnishing in question scores on comfort and difficulty before describing exactly how one would do the deed on it. And in case you’re a visual learner, yes, there are pictures illustrating each position. Some of them look more fun than others — the Ball Chair, for example, looks kind of like an interesting challenge, while I suspect the Persian Rug might result in some burns in unfortunate places — but they cover pretty much every skill and comfort level, so points for being thorough. Although to be honest, I’m not sure I’d really recommend having sex on a glass coffee table; if it breaks…well, let’s just say that it’s not going to end well for anyone.
And hey, guess what? If you’re interested enough in any of these positions to actually want to, y’know, try 'em out, True Interior has helpfully included links directly to the furnishings’ product pages. I’m not sure if they deliver internationally, but oh well. It’s still nice to know that it’s an option.
Prep for the awesome one-night stand you know you deserve by checking out the full infographic below: