6 Attractive Actors Who Look Like Birds Because I Can't Be the Only One Who's Noticed This Trend
Full disclosure: I have a thing for dudes who look like birds. Not in the fact that they have diminutive bones, webbed feet, or the power of flight. Nor do I mean to suggest that I'm attracted to birds themselves. I just enjoy a bloke who's got a bit of an Audubon thing going on.
Let me explain my theory a bit. There are certain features that I, perhaps entirely subjectively, identify as mildly avian. They are as follows: a nose that is a combination of curved and pointy, a tight-lipped smile, a furrowed brow, and a feathery head of hair. It's that very algorithm that makes a fellow look like a very attractive bird. This is my type. I know myself very well.
Growing up, there were certain actors whom always reminded me of each other, and I couldn't figure out exactly why. In recent years I've figured it out: they all have the hot bird thing going on.
Without further ado, here is my list of "Attractive Gentlemen in Hollywood Who Also Look Like Birds." I say this in the nicest of ways, because I would allow any of these fellows to regurgitate worms into my mouth. You're welcome for that imagery.