Jeff Goldblum's GE Commercial Is, Well, Bonkers — VIDEO

The world can be so, so good sometimes: The duo that blessed us with the Terry Crews Old Spice TV spots is behind another commercial. Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job’s Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim directed a GE ad. And the GE ad stars Jeff Goldblum. Tim & Eric. Jeff Goldblum. This is not a drill.

Like the Old Spice commercials before it, this GE commercial is something to behold. Ten words: Jeff Goldblum playing piano while sitting in a hot tub. If those ten words don’t make you want to watch the ad immediately, go take a long, hard look in the mirror. Ask yourself where it all went wrong.

In the faux-infomercial, Famous Person Terry Quattro (Goldblum) sings the high-tech GE Link lightbulb’s praises. And boy howdy, this bulb is quite impressive. As is Terry Quattro’s moist towelette budget. And Terry Quattro’s coif. And Terry Quattro’s silkscreened sparkly jacket. Let’s be real, everything about Terry Quattro is next-level. It is a level the rest of us will probably never experience firsthand. A level that hovers juuuuust out of reach.

If only there was a way to magically get on Terry Quattro's level.

WAIT. According to Terry Quattro, the GE Link lightbulb will transform any ol’ normal into Terry Quattro! That’s it! The GE Link bulb is the answer!

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