Not only have I never read a George R.R. Martin book, but I'm still only on Season 2 of Game of Thrones. (HBO is expensive, guys.) Yet, I also work on the Internet, so I know everything that happened during the series' bloody "Red Wedding" episode.
And, when I found out thanks to the merciless social media network that is Twitter, my reaction was something like these six minutes:
Yes, we all freaked out over last night's two kings, one throne. And we will continue to freak out over the series next week, thanks to a spoiler I discovered via the merciless thing called "a friendship."
Good thing I can still enjoy the element of surprise when I finally decide to catch up on The Walking Dead. I'm so excited to see nothing bad happen to Lori.
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