The 20 Most Beyoncé Things Beyoncé Has Ever Beyoncéd

It's a special day in the universe, world: Beyoncé has officially completed 32 trips around the sun on this wee little planet we call Earth, and she calls her stage, her kingdom, and the center of the existence. That's right: it's Beyoncé Knowles' 32nd birthday. At long last, a reason to celebrate this warm Wednesday, the 4th of September, 2013. Can you believe that the eternal queen of ferocity and music and haircuts and tiny babies with colorful names is already 32?!

It's un-bey-lievable, let me tell you (Yep. It happened). So, in true Beowulf fashion, we've decided to bring you nothing more than what the queen herself would want you to have: all of her. So it is with that we present the 20 most Beyoncé things Beyoncé has ever Beyoncéd. We have no idea what that means, either, but we enjoyed looking for the GIFs, so that must count for something, right? Sure.

1.) Beyoncé at Her Beyoncéiest

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2.) That's One Small Beyoncé for Beyoncé, One Giant Beyoncéing for Mankind

3.) Surprised Beyoncé is Beyoncéd

4.) Beyoncé Feelin' Beyoncéd

5.) Even Beyoncé's Teeth are Beyoncéd

6.) Beyoncé's Hair is So Beyoncé, Isn't It?

7.) It's Getting Beyoncé in Here

8.) Shit is Beyon-ca-donk

9.) Jay Z is a Bi-Product of Beyoncéing.

10.) You Beyoncéd?

11.) Beyoncé Chaplin

12.) Beyoncing Ain't Easy, Y'all.

13.) Beyoncé Will Bey-itch You Out.

14.) Bey-o-no-way-o!

15.) The Beyality of it All!

16.) Everything in Beyoncé's World is Bey-utiful

17.) You Bey-ter Believe it!

18.) Sometimes Even Beyoncé Gets Out-Beyoncéd

19.) But Beyoncé Takes it All in Beyo-stride.

20.) BONUS FUN: Beyoncé Beyoncéing Some Balls

So there you have it, America. Now we've all been Beyoncéd.