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'True Blood': Where the Characters of Went on Their Pre-Season 6 Winter Vacations
We've all taken those silly online quizzes: "Where is Your Perfect Vacation?", "What Type of Man Will You End Up With?", and so forth. But we couldn't help but ask: What did our favorite Bon Temps residents do during their winter break? Here, we outline our best guesses. [Image: HBO]
If the Characters Of 'True Blood' Were Real, Where Would They Have Gone This Winter?
We've all taken those silly online quizzes: "Where is Your Perfect Vacation?", "What Type of Man Will You End Up With?", and so forth. But we couldn't help but ask: What did our favorite Bon Temps residents do during their winter break? Here, we outline our best guesses. [Image: HBO]
Eric
Destination: Sweden. Eric needs peace and quiet. A silent ski holiday might do him good. And who knows? He might even find Valhalla. Besides, if you scream in an ice-covered wonderland, does anyone hear it? Perfect hunting grounds for a sexy Viking vampire. [Image: Karin Crona]
Bill
Destination: Hell. Scary God/Vampire Bill doesn't belong anywhere I'd want to vacation. Therefore I think he spent the valuable downtime getting nice and toasty in Hell, doing shots with Satan and admiring the decor.
Tara and Pam
Destination: The Canary Islands. Damn, these girls need a vacation. I can see them chilling on the beach, sipping on a nicely aged... human and enjoying the cool evening breeze. Also, I bet Pam would have some seriously buff S&M-style beachwear.
Andy
Destination: Florida. As sheriff of Bon Temps, the most weirdly messed-up town in hick-town nowheresville, the guy could use a bit of a break. However, considering he has 150 children now, I'd recommend good ol' Florida, the final resting place of many a Jewish grandparent and thus a regular hotbed of child/grandparent friendly activities. Don't miss Monkey Jungle, Andy, it's a winner! [Image: Bluegreen Vacations]
Jessica
Destination: London. London is a sexy city, full of hot accents and dark club corners in which to cozy up to someone's jugular. They might not understand her Southern twang over there, but, bloody hell, she'd have a right piss-up in the land of the young, poor, and desperately fashionable. [Image: Stephen Walford Photography]
Jason
Destination: Las Vegas. Showgirls, strip clubs, gambling, and did I mention showgirls? Jason's had a weird, religious fanatic-y, best-friend's-vampire-girlfriend-stealing couple seasons — it would be nice to see him get back to his good ole' original vices: drinks, drugs, and ladies. [Image: The Stig]
Sam, Luna, and Emma
Destination: Disney World. This cute lil' furry fam needs some wholesome family fun, and no place screams wholesome family fun like Disney World. Besides, if Emma accidentally turns into a little wolf puppy, Luna can just dress up as Pocahontas and carry her around like a prop, because, dayum, that shifter looks like a native american princess. Sorted!
Alcide
Destination: A log cabin in Washington or Colorado. Alcide would just book it into the mountains and be a sexy lumberjack for a while. Maybe he though Louisiana was country enough, but clearly he was wrong, since he had a V-addicted girlfriend and then a fairy crush whose pants he just couldn't get into. (How is THAT possible?) Time to cut some wood and get some alone time, Mr. Herveaux.
Lafayette
Destination: Mykonos, Greece. This cute island is known for being a gay-friendly beachfest. Lafayette has a lot of demons, so it might be nice to get his drink and smoke on with some beauuutiful Greek boys. Clearly, a resort in Mexico is out of the question — wouldn't want to run into Grandfather Brujo or anything.
Sookie
Destination: Nowhere. Because her life is going nowhere. Besides, waitresses who barely go to work probably can't afford to go away for the winter. Ugh.... screw Sookie.
