17 Times Jennifer Lopez Was Flawless Alien Robot on the Red Carpet

PARIS, FRANCE - JULY 06: Jennifer Lopez attends the Versace show as part of Paris Fashion Week - Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2014-2015 on July 6, 2014 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)
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It's J. Lo appreciation time, everyone! In my opinion, J. Lo appreciation time should be 24/7/365 given her eye popping level of sheer physical perfection, but then again we have to let Beyoncé shine every now and then, right? Jennifer Lopez is apparently the Benjamin Button of the music industry, since even though she's currently 45, she looks younger than most 20-somethings. Anytime she hits the red carpet, Jenny from the Block somehow manages to completely ~slay~ and here's the proof.

J. Lo #1

Walk up in the club like, “What up, I’m perfect, now bow down peasants.”

J. Lo #2

Her hand-on-the-hip pose is so sharp it could cut people. Actually, it probably has (and it was most likely Marc Anthony). 

J. Lo #3

Don’t let the girly-girl color fool you — J. Lo could take you down with a snap of her expertly manicured fingers if need be.

J. Lo #4

If her amazing hair and Lauren Conrad’s amazing hair had a baby, the world would immediately implode.

J. Lo #5

Aw, look at Jennifer trying to blend in with the rest of us average looking human beings with an everyday outfit at an event! If her smile seems a little strained it’s because someone just compared her butt to Kim Kardashian’s. 

J. Lo #6

Werk J. Lo, WERK.

J. Lo #7

#ThatAwkwardMoment when Jennifer Lopez looks better in giraffe print than an actual giraffe. 

J. Lo #9

“LOL I am so rich.”

J. Lo #8

This is the facial expression Jen wears right before she smites an entire village for saying Ariana Grande has a better ponytail. 

J. Lo #10

J. Lo don’t want none unless you’ve got Versace, hon. 

J. Lo #11

On one hand this dress kind of looks like it came from Hot Topic, but on the other, her pose is so fierce that I can’t. No one can. NO ONE. 

J. Lo #16

Does Jen’s one-leg-out pose beat Angelina Jolie’s infamous Oscar version? TRICK QUESTION — of course it does.

J. Lo #12

The front of her dress kind of looks like a medieval torture device, and since she’s a flawless alien robot who has roamed the earth for centuries plaguing people with her perfection, it’s probably legit. 

J. Lo #13

Putting off that "I will steal your boyfriend, laugh in your face, and you’ll still want to be my friend" vibe.

J. Lo #14

Legend has it that if J. Lo stares at you directly in the eyes, you will be immediately cured of any and all ailments.

J. Lo #15

“I’m basically a Greek Goddess now, whatever.”

J. Lo #17

HOW ARE YOU 45? HOW?