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Kris Jenner Might've Gotten the Weirdest Gift

by Marenah Dobin

Do you ever read a story online and think "That is just SO ridiculous. It cannot possibly be true?" As a celebrity news fiend, I find myself in this position multiple times of day, attempting to decipher the difference between the insane gossip and the true stories, and there's this grey area when it comes to Kardashian/Jenner-related stories. I will read something like how Kris Jenner got a black and white portrait of Kanye West, Tyga, and French Montana for her birthday and immediately react with "That is so weird. That cannot be true." But then I think about it... and it could actually be so insane that it is true.

Rumor has it that the rappers got the portrait as a gift for their mother-in-law figure Kris Jenner to celebrate her 59th birthday. I wonder if Scott Disick feels left out because he was not included in the portrait. I also wonder how he feels to be the only non-rapper love interest in the family. Anyway, I am taking this like every other Kardashian/Jenner rumor, with a grain of salt. Still, I cannot help laughing and hoping more than anything that it's true. I keep refreshing my Instagram feed hoping that someone posts a photo of the painting with some sort of clever hashtag. According to Hollywood Life, Kris Jenner was very moved by the present, even breaking down in tears.

It gets even better though. Reportedly, the trio also gave Jenner a card where "they each had handwritten a few kind words, thanking her for the influence and love she’s given each of them in the course of their lives." I cannot handle this. I am going to say again that this is a rumor, but I will also emphasize how true I hope it is.

This is how I picture the inside of that birthday card:

Kanye West

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Imma let you finish celebrating your birthday, but Kim Kardashian had the best birthday of all time. Speaking of Kim, I am grateful for your existence. Without you, the world would be devoid of a true icon. Thank you for giving birth to the most beautiful, successful, famous woman in the entire universe. Also, thank you for babysitting North while Kim and I wear all leather outfits and pretend to avoid the paparazzi.

Tyga

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Kris, you've been like a mother figure to me. I know there’s rumors about me and Kylie, but I'm more like a friend of the family. Thank you for letting me be one of the rappers who hangs out with your Kardashian Krew. Thank you for hitting up the club with me. Happy Birthday, Kris!

French Montana

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Khloe is going to "be my baby forever" and this will make you my "mother-in-law" forever. You are the best mom to party with and pose for Instagram photos. I know Khloe and I have had our ups and downs, but I "Ain't Worried About Nothin." We are going to work it out and I WILL be in the Kardashian Khristmas Kard this year. Also, if you could tell Khloe that you loved my gift and this card that would really go a long way for me. Seriously though, even if you want to tag us both in an Instagram post, that could help.

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