This Hyperreal Simpson-Themed Ralph Wiggums Cake is Everything Your Childhood Self Wanted

Baker, Simpsons enthusiast, and all-around hero Kylie Mangles of Freshly Sqeez’d in Courtenay, British Columbia has designed a hyperreal cartoon cum science experiment Ralph Wiggums cake. The Wiggums concoction was developed as an entry for Threadcakes, a site that hosts competitions for edible art. For her submission, Mangles created the cake with an asymmetrical internal diorama, bearing one-half of the child’s insides and answering all of our burning questions about the organ layout of a Simpsons character. The cake took her five days to complete.

“I really wanted to pick a design that would be challenging and make me try some new things,” says Mangles on the cake's submission page. “Well Ralph sure delivered on that. I have never made a cake with so many different colours of fondant or floating ribs before.” Mangles also noted that the cake took much longer than she’d anticipated, and this is presumably not a task she takes on regularly (much to the misfortune of any person who eats cake). “My roommate and I gave Ralph some love before we cut into him and mowed down,” Mangles adds. “He was pretty dang delicious.” Take a look at the pictures below.

So where might I find other Simpsons-themed delicacies? you may be wondering now. Fear not, reader. We’ve got you covered.

Homer Cookies

Hot-Shots has some pretty sweet Bart and Homer cookies in shareable packets, because don’t be greedy with your Simpsons fortune.

Simpsons Donuts

Full disclosure, this Simpsons-themed donut distributor is located in Germany. But now you’re all the more wiser next time you’re in the area.

Bart Freeze Pops

Calypso Soda makes Bart Simpson freeze pops, for those of you like me who are of the mindset that any time is the right time for a popsicle.

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