24 Kim Kardashian Quotes That Are Totally Insane

Reality stars are notorious for their WTF quotes, and Keeping Up With the Kardashians star Kim is no exception. The middle Kardashian sister has a penchant for making some seriously confusing and WTF statements, and these truly take the cake. If you thought her NSFW Paper magazine cover was shocking, click through here to read the most outlandish things Mrs. Kardashian-West has ever said.

On Leggings

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From her Twitter:

“Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along.”

On Her Heritage

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From her interview on the Rachael Ray Show:

“I’m Armenian, so of course I’m obsessed with laser hair removal!”

On Supporting President Obama's 2012 Campaign

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“He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.”

On Throwing Shade Right Back At Paris Hilton

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In response to Paris Hilton calling her butt gross:

“If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross, I really don’t care. At least I have a butt.”

On Britney Spears

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From an interview with The Sun :

“[Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than ‘No thanks?’ Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks.”

On Why She Neutered Her Dog Rocky

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According to The Independent:

“I don’t like big balls on a dog.”

On Why She's Talented

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From her Twitter, about her recent Paper Magazine shoot:

“And they say I didn’t have a talent… try balancing a champagne glass on your ass… LOL!”

On The Worst Thing In The World

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From an interview with the Toronto Sun :

“I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.”

On The Impossible Choice

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From Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

“I ordered pizza and Chinese food because I couldn’t decide.”

On Why She Doesn't Drink

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She told the Huffington Post:

“I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family.”

On Khloe Kardashian's Lady Business

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From Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

”You have a better, like, looking vagina than I thought.”

On Why She Would Totally Have Been Perfect For Bella Swan

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From Keeping Up With the Kardashians:

“I would, like, die to be in Twilight… being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire. I kind of want to be evil.”

On Going On A Date With Gerard Butler

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From Keeping Up With the Kardashians, after Kris Jenner asked her daughter if she’d go on a date with Butler:

“How about barf?”

On What's Unacceptable On Instagram

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From her Twitter:

“People who post lots of quotes have major issues lol. I can’t take all the quotes in my feed. Twitter is ok but IG is for pics!”

On Sex With Athletes

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From Keeping Up With the Kardashians, on sex with her then-boyfriend Reggie Bush:

“Every girl who has dated a football player… They all have sex the same way.”

On Why She Didn't Buy Elizabeth Taylor's Home

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From an interview with Vogue :

“It was just so enchanting, with a garden with really pretty trellises and beautiful roses, but it wasn’t realistic for me to purchase. It only had a one-car garage.”

On Being Called Her Husband's "Perfect Bitch" (By Kanye West Himself)

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According to Perez Hilton, this is how she feels about the title:

“I’m honored. I love it. I know he doesn’t mean it in a negative way when he says the word bitch.”

On How Long It Takes To Master A Selfie

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From her interview with the Today Show :

“I think it really takes about 15-20 selfies that someone takes on their phone before they post the right one.”

On How She Would Describe Baby North's Personal Style

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From an interview with People Magazine :

“[North’s style] is simple, classic, and really chic.”

On What She Wants Out Of Life

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“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he’s rescued me.”

On Her Secret Skill

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From an interview with Harper’s Bazaar :

“I can carry a tune, yeah. I have a cute little voice.”

On How She's Totally An Adult Now

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From an interview with W :

“I’m so mature now. I’m a grown-up version of myself.”

On George Clooney

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From Keeping Up With The Kardashians:

“It would be really fun to have George Clooney once. I think he is so sexy.”

On Being The Virgin Mary

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From Keeping Up With The Kardashians :

“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary - like Jesus is my baby.”