Ellen Wants You to Have a "Happy New Rear!"

This funny lady sure knows how to say "Happy Holidays!" Comedienne and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is at it again — she's making the holiday season a happy one by putting Kim Kardashian's naked booty to good use. On Monday, Nov. 17, Ellen DeGeneres spoofed Kim Kardashian's Paper magazine cover and debuted a brand new holiday card inspired by the reality star's highly discussed (and criticized) photo shoot. As you can see below, DeGeneres and wife Portia de Rossi's card — this is one out of many, as they're not sure what they'll send out this year — reads, "Happy Holidays... and a Shiny New Year," or a "shiny new rear."

Seriously, only DeGeneres could pull of something so funny. I don't know about you, but I'd totally mail this as my Christmas card. Forget those heartfelt cards that are just sappy and depressing, let's send ones out that are a tiny bit risqué, offensive (to some), and showcase two amazing women. Now that's a way to celebrate the festive season.

However, if you're not a fan of the card, DeGeneres does have one you might be interested in. About a week ago, she shared another holiday card reading, "Silent Night... Because we don't have any kids." Yep, another hilarious card perfect for a joyous season!

I can't wait to see what else she comes up with. Also, let's hope these actually go on sale, because I have my credit card ready.