31 Times Beyonce Convinced Us She Was Her Own Wax Sculpture

Beyoncé is an exemplary stander. That's no secret. Seeing her on any red carpet with her chest puffed out, her shoulders back, and her chin perfectly parallel to the ground, you can't ignore Beyoncé's perfect posture. If only you hadn't spurned your mother's directives to sit up straight all those years, maybe you too could've woken up like this.

Because Beyoncé's body control is unparalleled, let's take a look back at 31 times she had such perfect posture she could've been confused for her own wax sculpture.

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Welcome to Beyoncé’s school for girls, where you’ll learn to stand like a winner.

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By the time she’s done with your spine, you’ll be able to run a relay race with a stack of books balancing on your head.

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Chin up, shoulders back, ready for a glam attack.

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Puff your chest out like a proud peacock.

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Feel free to lean a little for dramatic effect.

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Your goal: make the world your rotating platform.

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I am Queen Bey. Slouching is not in my vocabulary.

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Goddess stance on stun.

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Even when dressed down, she resists the urge to slump.

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Momma raised her right….

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You deserve credit for this, Tina Knowles!

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Having the body language of an ancient Greek statue doesn’t hurt.

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Plus, her hands rarely leave her hips.

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Except to rest momentarily on her thighs…

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She will also break her “hands on hips” rule to hold a Grammy….

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No scoliosis for THIS Queen.

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This is Blue Ivy’s blessing and curse: a mother who will be constantly correcting her posture.

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Somebody make this woman into a wooden carving and attach her to the bow of a ship.

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Posture this good SCREAMS pageant background.

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Lookin’ a little catalogue, but still serving editorial confidence.

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Workin’ perfect pregnancy posture.

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Her high school superlative was obviously related to this her posing abilities.

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This is how a human supernova carries herself.

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Not even an horrific outfit can detract from her spinal superiority.

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Beyoncé when she sees people with slopey backs.

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Zeus is her chiropractor.

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Odds are she sleeps delicately on her back, as not to disturb the perfect alignment of her vertebrae.

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That’s some advanced standing right there.