31 Times Beyonce Convinced Us She Was Her Own Wax Sculpture

By the time she’s done with your spine, you’ll be able to run a relay race with a stack of books balancing on your head.

Chin up, shoulders back, ready for a glam attack.

Puff your chest out like a proud peacock.

Feel free to lean a little for dramatic effect.

Your goal: make the world your rotating platform.

I am Queen Bey. Slouching is not in my vocabulary.

Goddess stance on stun.

Even when dressed down, she resists the urge to slump.

Momma raised her right….

You deserve credit for this, Tina Knowles!

Having the body language of an ancient Greek statue doesn’t hurt.

Plus, her hands rarely leave her hips.

Except to rest momentarily on her thighs…

Like so.

or so.

She will also break her “hands on hips” rule to hold a Grammy….

Or five.

No scoliosis for THIS Queen.

This is Blue Ivy’s blessing and curse: a mother who will be constantly correcting her posture.

Somebody make this woman into a wooden carving and attach her to the bow of a ship.

Posture this good SCREAMS pageant background.

Lookin’ a little catalogue, but still serving editorial confidence.

Workin’ perfect pregnancy posture.

Her high school superlative was obviously related to this her posing abilities.

This is how a human supernova carries herself.

Not even an horrific outfit can detract from her spinal superiority.

Beyoncé when she sees people with slopey backs.

Zeus is her chiropractor.

Odds are she sleeps delicately on her back, as not to disturb the perfect alignment of her vertebrae.

That’s some advanced standing right there.