Before I say anything else, let me just declare that Reese Witherspoon is one of my all-time favorite actresses. She's gorgeous, she's little (like me!), and Legally Blonde, I mean, enough said. But Witherspoon's dress at the Los Angeles Wild premiere on Wednesday night was just bad. I mean, really, really bad. She should have just shown up in hiking gear to really channel the character, because this dress is doing the 38-year-old actress no favors. BUT on the bright side, she still looks flawless, because, duh, she's Reese.
The Oscar-winner's chic up-do, red lipstick, and nude Christian Louboutin pumps are elegant and classic, as is the silhouette of her white, strapless Zac Posen dress, but what is going on with those under arm flaps? I mean, if she wanted to get pretty wild (yes, pun intended) with her red carpet style, she certainly achieved it. I just wish I could take a pair of scissors and snip the winglets off, because the dress is otherwise stunning (and those Harry Winston sapphire drop earrings, though!), but that's not what Mr. Posen had in mind, so here is everything Reese's red carpet dress looks like (that it honestly probably shouldn't).
1. A Maxi Pad
2. The Red Bull Commercial
Red Bull gives you wings...
3. Melting Ice Cream
4. A Moth
The scary kind. NOT pretty butterflies.
5. Dangling Icicles
6. Unshaved Armpits
You're just too good for those faux wings, Reese.
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