15 Ridiculous Pieces of 'Frozen' Merchandise, From Bras to Toilet Seats

I love Frozen, you love Frozen, we all love Frozen. But, I think its been apparent for awhile now that we may have taken this love and borderline obsession to the next level in weird and exploitative ways. Case in point, the following Frozen merchandise that ranges from slightly annoying and unrelated to creepy and unsettling. But, you can take a look for yourself and decide what's the most ridiculous and inappropriate of all.

by Caitlyn Callegari

This 'Frozen' Seatbelt


Image: Hot Topic

And This Oddly Flirtatious Men's Shirt

I just… I don’t… Let’s stop this.

Image: Kohl’s

An On the Go Folding Slumber Set

Just in case your kid needs to take an immediate, stylish nap in the mall, or the grocery store, or the post office…

Image: WalMart

'Frozen' Soup...

Et tu, Campbells?

Image: Target

A Toilet Seat

I don’t even know where to begin.

Image: Amazon

Uh, Sparkly Jelly Beans?

That doesn’t look digestible at all.

Image: Target

These 'Frozen' Themed Underwear

No, no, no, no, no.

Image: Target

A Traveling Coffee Mug

For all those caffeine addicted, commuting five year olds.

Image: Disney Store


Because god forbid your toddler leaves the house and the paparazzi catch her without some makeup on.

Image: Disney Store

A Woman's Olaf Hoodie

Who bought this? And WHY?

Image: Amazon

A Bowling Set

Say it with me: Unnecessary.

Image: Amazon

A Soap or Lotion "Pump"

Too much. Too, too much.

Image: WalMart

These Press On Nails

Because your kindergartner doesn’t always have time to make it to the salon, okay?

Image: Amazon

This Elsa Bra

This is actually real. No, I don’t know who okayed it.

Image: Hot Topic

A Dog Collar

Obviously because your dog LOVES Frozen!

Image: Etsy