James Cameron Makes "Bitchin'" Movies

James Cameron is a hugely successful innovator and household name. Or, if you were to ask him, "I'm the King of the World, and I'm boss as hell." Don't believe that James Cameron could talk like this? The man went to the very bottom of the goddamn ocean, and he's just as ballin' a moviemaker! He could use whatever kind of language he wants. In an interview with Empire about the three new Avatar films he's working on right now (yes, three) Cameron said "I can tell you one thing about them. They’re gonna be bitchin’. You will sh*t yourself with your mouth wide open."

If ever there was a better promise from one of the greatest filmmakers of our time, I can't think of one.

So, how would Cameron review his other famous films? If he thinks that the forthcoming Avatar films are gonna make you defecate while your mouth's agape, certainly he knows the economy of language and how to review his own work using words that are concise, surprising, and very descriptive. He could write copy!

Looking back on his illustrious career of making movies that aesthetically crush your mind-grapes, there are many that could be described as "bitchin." Here's how I think James Cameron would describe his best films.

THE TERMINATOR, 1984

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 100 percent

"This robot with the cool glasses and bomb accent is kicking ass and taking names. And then he's gonna come back and do it again."

TERMINATOR 2, JUDGMENT DAY (1991)

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 92 percent

"This mofo came back, I told you he would! And now there's time travel. Can't touch my game."

TITANIC (1997)

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 88 percent

"You're gonna cry like hell for 84 years. I'm kicking Leo off that plank every time, baby. Cry your dollars into my pocket."

ALIENS (1986)

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 98 percent

"Ripley's back, and she's pisssssed. Amazing. I can't."

AVATAR (2009)

Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 83 percent

"Y'all ain't ever seen trees like this before. I spent a million dollars making you trip out on these space trees."

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