If Celebrities Were Holiday Cookies, Ariana Grande Would Definitely Be A Macaron

Celebrities rule the media, but what if they ruled the bakery? What am I talking about, you ask? I'm talking about celebrities as Christmas cookies, obviously. Yup, these are the types of things that require some serious thought, and I'm happy to do my part. From T-Swizzle to ginger snaps, let's talk about what celebrities would be if they were cookies.

Katy Perry: Sugar Cookie

Sugary sweet and full of color, Katy Perry sparkles just like a freshly baked sugar cookie.

Iggy Azalea: Thumbprint Cookie

Iggy Azalea is most definitely leaving her thumbprint on the hiphop scene, which is why she pairs so nicely with holiday thumbprint cookies. Both of them leave a mark.

Rihanna: Ginger Snap

She’s got a spicy personality and a little bit of snap, so of course Rihanna makes for a distinctive and powerfully flavored cookie.

Beyonce: Angel Wing Cookie

She may be the one singing about halos, but Beyonce seems to be wearing one too. She’s the media’s angel, as well as the public’s. All her good deeds and that shining attitude are deserving of her being crowned an angel wing cookie.

Jennifer Lopez: Shortbread Cookie

Jennifer Lopez may have gone through some crazy transitions during her decades-long career, but when it comes down to it, she’s still Jenny from the block. A classic, just like the shortbread cookie.

Ariana Grande: Macaron

With her ”wholesome voice,” her little princess aesthetic, and her sweetheart dresses, Ariana Grande could be no cookie other than a pretty package of pastel macarons. She can play the bad girl all she wants, but come on, that dimple…

Fergie: Fig Newton

Fergie may be making her comeback after a break from the music biz, but she’s been around the music scene for years. Her career is timeless, as is the Fig Newton cookie.

Nicki Minaj: Macaroon

Nicki Minaj is a little wild, but a little sweet (I mean, have you heard the way Drake talks about her!?). Macaroons are a little wild, but a little sweet. Match made in heaven.

Britney Spears: Chocolate Chip Cookie

Chocolate chip cookies are the original, the standard, and the classic when it comes to desserts. Britney Spears is all those things and more when it comes to entertainment.

Taylor Swift: Russian Tea Cake

Taylor Swift loves a good tea party, just like her counterpart cookie, the Russian tea cake. They’re both prim and proper… but also a little bit nutty.

Emma Stone: Snickerdoodle

Because she makes us snicker, of course.

Emma Watson: Snowflake Cookie

Just like the snowflake cookie, Emma Watson glows with elegance, and is a unique brand of celebrity. Talk about being ethereal.

Gwyneth Paltrow: Lemon Sandwich Cookie

She’s either the best health guru ever, or she leaves a sour taste in your mouth. That’s right, I’m talking about Gwyneth Paltrow, the lemon sandwich cookie of celebrities.

Kristen Stewart: Iced Lemon-Ginger Cookie

K. Stew has a lot of ‘tude. I guess she just has a distinct personality — much like the iced lemon-ginger cookie.

Selena Gomez: Spiced Vanilla Cookie

She’s always tottering between her sugary Disney past and her edgier new sound. Is she a good girl? Is she a bad girl? Maybe she’s both. Spiced vanilla cookie perfection.

Reese Witherspoon: Peanut Butter Cookie

Wild isn’t fooling anyone, Witherspoon. Reese is laid-back, no-fuss, and effortless — just like one of our favorite treats, the peanut butter cookie.

Julia Roberts: Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

Julia’s a little old-fashioned, and in all the best ways possible. If she’s not promoting a film, she’s raising her family outside of the Hollywood spotlight. Everyone loves her, and she doesn’t need to change a thing, just like oatmeal raisin cookies.

Miley Cyrus: Pinwheel Cookie

Pinwheels are without a doubt the wildest of holiday cookies. Bright, colorful, and sometimes a little dizzying. What’s up Miley?

Bella Thorne: Meringue

She’s light, she’s fun, she’s a meringue. For sure.

Cara Delevingne: Peppermint Chew Cookie

She’s so fresh, no one would make a better peppermint chew than the ever-favorable Cara Delevingne.