See Kim Kardashian's Butt as a Balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade

If you're tired of the regular rotation of floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (we're look at you, Snoopy), leave it to Twitter to jazz things up a bit. One enterprising tweeter posted a semi-NSFW photoshop of Kim Kardashian's Internet-breaking booty floating high in the parade. (I say "semi-NSFW" mostly because I think you could probably get away with arguing it's a well-buttered dinner roll, thanks to the epic amounts of oil Kim K was slathered in for her Paper shoot.)

In the fictional world in which Kim Kardashian's butt makes it into the Macy's parade, it takes four tethers to hold it earthbound (which, frankly, seems like a conservative estimate) and it flies ahead of parade staple floats like Pokemon and Buzz Lightyear, because fictional Macy's knows where it's fictionally at. You can't see them in the photoshop, but I like to imagine Kim, Kanye and baby North in the crowd, Kim and Kanye looking proud and maybe talking to a Vogue reporter about the whole thing and North looking exactly the right combination of disinterested in and embarrassed by the whole thing.

Okay, I'm clearly thinking too much about this. You should probably just look at the picture.

Behold Pikachu peeking at you from behind a giant…well, sorry for the puns, but behind.

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for the Internet, and my fellow weirdos out there who are doing things like this with their day off work.