9 Ridiculous Celebrity Sex Tape Quotes That Will Arouse Zero Percent of the Human Population
As far as we can tell from the intimate videos they've shared with the world (c'mon, you've watched a few...) famous people say some funky things in the bedroom. Let's chalk this one up to another instance of celebs being just like us. Your clothes are off, your guard is down, and the filter between your brain and mouth is naturally dulled. However, certain celebs who have voluntarily released their own sex tapes have gotten caught saying some pretty ridiculous things like "My ass is shy" and "Where's the Beef?" Yep. The human animal is a peculiar being indeed. Beyond the obvious pleasured moans and expletives, here are nine absolutely insane celebrity sex tape quotes.