13 Gifts for the Kardashian Fan in Your Life (Or, Ya Know, Yourself)

With the holidays swiftly approaching, you have an important question to answer. Owing to your token KUWTK fanatic friend, what should you get a Kardashian fan for the holidays? This is the season of giving, and is there any better way to show your best friend that they mean the world to you than a throw pillow emblazoned with a million tiny Kims? I think not.

Here are 13 gifts to satisfy the most devoted Kardashian fans on your Kristmas or Hanukkah list without hitting up Dash and losing your self-respect.

Break Down & Buy Them Kendall & Kylie's Book

You know they’ve wanted to read Kendall and Kylie’s notoriously ridiculous YA novel, but couldn’t justify actually spending the money. Cut ‘em a break and buy it for them. They’d do the same for you.

City of Indra, $11 on Amazon

Just Give 'Em the Pure Stuff

When in doubt, just stick with the classic box set of the first three seasons. It’s surprisingly cost effective.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians Seasons 1-3 Box Set, $20 on Amazon

Season's Greetings From Kim's Bootay

Kim’s oily bod may not have broken the internet, but it’ll sure warm your friend’s heart with its tidings of comfort and joy. Check out the NSFW greeting card at Redbubble.

Kim Kardashian Paper Greeting Card, $2 at Redbubble

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Kry Me a River

Your best bud can keep toasty as a living gif in this pullover, screen-printed with Kim’s iconic ugly cry. You may heavily contemplate buying one for yourself as well.

Kim K Crying Sweater, $65 at 1991 Inc

Khloe's Mugshot on a Mug

With this wry little mug, the best part of waking up is staring an incarcerated Khloe Kardashian in the face.

Khloe Kardashian Mugshot Mug, $11 on Etsy

Spilling Kardashian Tea

This hoodie doesn’t front. Its priorities are in order.

“KUWTK is my cardio” Hoodie, $39 at Look Human

Saint Kourtney Kandle

Praise be to the forces whom have taken Miami, The Hamptons, and New York. Amen.

Saint Kourtney Kardashian Prayer Kandle, $14 on Etsy

All the Lord Disick Quotes You Could Ever Desire

Carry the wise words of The Lord with you at all times.

Scott Disick Quotes Stickers, $2 on Etsy

Kim K Mandala Throw Pillow

From far away, it looks like a regular old decorative pillow. Up close, you realize it’s a mandala of Kim Kardashian. Brb, my mind just exploded.

Kim Kardashian Throw Pillow, $20 by Society 6

Kendall & Kylie earrings

A Jenner on either ear makes for a happy friend.

Kendall & Kylie Earrings, $10 on Etsy

The Whole Motley Crew in Nail Decal Form

These tiny nail tattoos don’t leave anyone from the KUWTK cast out. Not Rob. Not Bruce. Not even Brody.

Keeping Up Waterslide Nail Decals, $7 on Etsy

For Your Very Own Kris Jenner

In the unlikely event that the resident Kardashian expert in your life is your own mother, this Momager sweatshirt will be deliciously apropos.

Momager sweatshirt, $35 on Etsy

Willow Pape Phone Case

If your friend is a Kardashian fan who roots for the villain, opt for some cheeky Willow Pape merchandise, like a phone case. Bow down.

“Queen Willow” iPhone case, $25 on Redbubble