With the holidays swiftly approaching, you have an important question to answer. Owing to your token KUWTK fanatic friend, what should you get a Kardashian fan for the holidays? This is the season of giving, and is there any better way to show your best friend that they mean the world to you than a throw pillow emblazoned with a million tiny Kims? I think not.
Here are 13 gifts to satisfy the most devoted Kardashian fans on your Kristmas or Hanukkah list without hitting up Dash and losing your self-respect.
Break Down & Buy Them Kendall & Kylie's Book
You know they’ve wanted to read Kendall and Kylie’s notoriously ridiculous YA novel, but couldn’t justify actually spending the money. Cut ‘em a break and buy it for them. They’d do the same for you.
City of Indra, $11 on Amazon
Just Give 'Em the Pure Stuff
When in doubt, just stick with the classic box set of the first three seasons. It’s surprisingly cost effective.
Kry Me a River
Your best bud can keep toasty as a living gif in this pullover, screen-printed with Kim’s iconic ugly cry. You may heavily contemplate buying one for yourself as well.
Kim K Crying Sweater, $65 at 1991 Inc
Khloe's Mugshot on a Mug
Saint Kourtney Kandle
Praise be to the forces whom have taken Miami, The Hamptons, and New York. Amen.
Saint Kourtney Kardashian Prayer Kandle, $14 on Etsy
All the Lord Disick Quotes You Could Ever Desire
Carry the wise words of The Lord with you at all times.
Scott Disick Quotes Stickers, $2 on Etsy
Kendall & Kylie earrings
A Jenner on either ear makes for a happy friend.
Kendall & Kylie Earrings, $10 on Etsy
The Whole Motley Crew in Nail Decal Form
These tiny nail tattoos don’t leave anyone from the KUWTK cast out. Not Rob. Not Bruce. Not even Brody.
Keeping Up Waterslide Nail Decals, $7 on Etsy
For Your Very Own Kris Jenner
In the unlikely event that the resident Kardashian expert in your life is your own mother, this Momager sweatshirt will be deliciously apropos.
Momager sweatshirt, $35 on Etsy