Tom Ford's Penis Necklace Is the Perfect Accessory for Annoying Conservative Family Members at Christmas
So. We need to talk about Tom Ford's penis. Or rather, Tom Ford's penis necklace . That's right. Esteemed designer Tom Ford, formerly of Gucci, has created an unmistakable replica of the male genitalia in necklace form. It's even called the "Penis Pendant Necklace" in case you were somehow confused and thought it could be something else.
The necklace is available in three sizes (lolz) — small, medium, and large — for the measly price of $790. Practically a steal when you factor in all the priceless reactions you'll receive from conservative family members and creepy old men on the street when you pair this elegant piece with an LBD for a night on the town. According to Harper's Bazaar, the charm is offensive for more than just the obvious reasons, due to the fact that the, um, balls are strategically placed so that the whole thing resembles a cross:
Whether you choose to view it as a hilarious (and hilariously expensive) gag gift or an obscene statement about religion is up to you. From a purely fashion standpoint, I'm not sure a phallus necklace is exactly a "must-have" this winter, but hey...to each his/her own.
Image: Tom Ford