12 Creative Ways A Facebook "Dislike" Button Could Be Used And Abused
Imagine a world ruled by utter chaos, where emotional savagery drives the human race and we no longer know the difference between right and wrong. That is the world we'd live in if Facebook added a Dislike button. On Thursday, at a live Q&A event from the Facebook headquarters in Menlo Park, California, CEO Mark Zuckerberg entertained adding a Dislike button for Facebook when an audience member asked the question that many have been wondering. In short, Zuckerberg does want there to be alternatives to the Like button, which is perhaps maxing out its usefulness. But he said that the company would be very careful to make sure that the new feature won't be used for evil or take over the world.
"We're thinking about it, on the Dislike button," Zuckerberg told the crowd. Basically, such a button could mean two things and Zuckerberg would only consider doing one and not the other.
This would clearly turn people off from posting anything, ever.
Here Zuckerberg is referring to the sad moments in people's lives, like when a family member passes away or they get divorced, and posts about culturally difficult events, like the recent turmoil over Ferguson. In those cases, people often don't feel comfortable pressing "like."
Right now, the Like button wears multiple hats. It essentially encompasses every positive emotion, like empathy or surprise or laughter.
So the Dislike button probably won't happen in the end, and not just for the reasons Zuckerberg listed but for one other glaring conflict — advertisers. No advertiser or business would be happy with a Dislike button because it would allow users to barrage their posts with disapproval (good luck, Ed Hardy). But even if it most likely won't happen, we'd like to imagine what would the world would be like with an all-powerful, unrestrained Dislike button.
- Any post delivering sad news, like a death, a breakup, or a lost cat.
- Posts in which the user vents about a frustrating day at work or the fact that their bitchy roommate gave them five days' notice before moving out.
- Posts about sad or infuriating cultural events, like the deaths of Michael Brown and Eric Garner, Ebola, and the CIA torture report.
- Philosophical rants about racism, sexism, classicism, etc.
- Profile pictures or selfies of any kind.
- Statuses that are really earnestly joyful, which leave the person somewhat vulnerable (like randomly declaring your love for Taylor Hicks' first album).
- Vacation pictures (but I guess if you overdo it, you're kind of asking for it).
- Pictures of the first banana nut bread you bake that you're really proud of.
The Completely Inappropriate
- Statuses announcing engagements, new jobs, new babies, or any major positive milestone.
- Pictures of your wedding or new baby.
- Other people's posts wishing you a happy birthday.
- Statuses informing everyone that you're doing fine after falling off that 30-foot cliff while hiking.
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