13 Kim Kardashian Moments That Were A Maaaaaj Deal In 2014

Like 2013 before it, 2k14 was quite the eventful year for Kimberly Noel Kardashian West, Queen of the Selfie, Duchess of Mobile Gameshire, and the Lady of Calabasas. She launched a mega-successful mobile app, got married, went to — ACK. What am I doing? I'm going to spoil the entire slideshow. You want to revisit the most maaaayj Kim Kardashian moments of 2014? Get clickin', my friend!

NOTE: If you scream "WHO CARES?!" every time you see a story about someone from the Kardashian-Jenner brood on your computer screen/grocery store magazine racks/the E! News ticker, this slideshow might not be for you. Well, unless you get a kick out of screaming "WHO CARES?!" If that's the case, then you're going to have a blast, you goblin.

Oh, and to answer your question: I care. I care so very much.